[Izzy Dunne]

The herd had been in my family since 1904; I know all 45 cows by name.

If your cows are 114 years old, maybe that's the problem.

[Bob434]

[[The herd had been in my family since 1904; I know all 45 cows by name.

If your cows are 114 years old, maybe that’s the problem]]

lol- almost ruth bader ghinsburg old

[SaveFerris]

[The herd had been in my family since 1904; I know all 45 cows by name.

If your cows are 114 years old, maybe that's the problem.]

That's why ya gotta buy those really, really small cows and let them grow.

[LouAvul]

His real problem sounds to be bestiality. Cows in his family? That’s gross, man. Just gross.

[Beagle8U]

“If your cows are 114 years old, maybe that’s the problem.”

Yup, don’t call me for dinner when you butcher those 114 year old cows. They would just be a leather bag of gristle by then. It would like trying to eat Ruth Ginsberg.

[Pollster1]

If your cows are 114 years old, maybe that's the problem.

The Rockettes have been dancing since 1925, and so far age has not been a problem. I imagine they will still look good two decades from now - great workouts keep their legs and their lungs in fine shape. The dairy cows just aren't getting enough exercise since they moved indoors out of fear of global warming.

[Trump Girl Kit Cat]

OMG you have the post of the day STILL LAUGHING!!!