Wow, you are such a dedicated researcher. All on your own time and all.
I only like porn that is so g rated you can watch it with your grandmother and she will say, aw, that is so sweet. Like this. https://youtu.be/6r8zfT3eDrs
...or maybe:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3712637/posts?page=22#22