My ‘survive’ the global warming [hoax] tip:
#1 - ignore or never read articles written by people like Yvonne.
Unlike you I actually believe in climate change and have formulated a plan to deal with the various scenarios
1. If it gets hot... open a window or turn on air conditioning
1. If it gets cold.... close the window and add a log to the fire.
I have been practicing this for 60 years now and it works quite well