[ProtectOurFreedom]

Yeah. He should change it immediately to “Harry Fluck.”

Reminds me of the Akron airport in the 70s. The PA system was always announcing “Mr. Man. Mr. Harry Man to the white courtesy telephone, please.

[HotKat]

Dirty Harry Fluck. That’s the ticket!

[bigbob]

I would change my first name to the letter O.

[Oatka]

Reminds me of the Akron airport in the 70s. The PA system was always announcing “Mr. Man. Mr. Harry Man to the white courtesy telephone, please.

The Simpsons had an episode where Bart phones Moe at the bar and asks for Amanda Hugnkiss. Moe yells out "I want Amanda Hugnkiss" and the place breaks up.

[Calvin Locke]

I was at DFW in the 1980s when the page for "Spuds Mackenzie" was announced.

We were walking by a shoe-shine stand and a customer said something along the lines of "announcer being clueless".

I asked my colleagues who "Spuds Mackenzie" was.

One explained "Budweiser's ...party animal...", and I explained that "I don't 'do' Budweiser, except for the honey-roasted peanuts..." (And its non-alcohol beer is pretty good).

As for the sheriff, if he didn't change it at 18, he's not going to change it now.