I call on an investigation into Trump and his preference for eating $50 steaks well done with ketchup. This grave matter must be investigated fully by an impartial party, and if found guilty Trump must face the consequences. This troubling outrage must not stand.
Freegards
I worked at a coffee shop across the street from a popular steakhouse. The chef would come in now and then. He said it infuriated him if anyone put anything on the steaks he cooked, that it was an insult, and ruined the flavor of his carefully aged steaks.