I wish they would have an event near me. I would take five friends and we would have HillaBean’s laugh on our cell phones and we would let er rip at the most opportune times during the event. We would be sitting in spots that would make it appear that we are a huge group. Dang, we would probably be the only ones there.
Do that, and Herself would probably point at you like you're a dear, old friend. (What a complete phony she is.)