Maureen, you’ve made a fool of yourself for the last 25 years, out of your love for your twin tin gods.
And they don’t even know you exist.
But at least you got paid well for doing it, which is more than some of their other sycophants can say.
Hate to tell ya, Mo, but Arkancide isn’t just a piece of Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy kook theory after all.