The elevator is one of the stupidest inventions ever produced by man. When it works it’s great. When it stops with people in it, it’s a steel jail cell.
Apparently some people can’t conceive of their brainchild failing. It does. Then it’s a really big job to extract the people in the damn thing.
That's a good point. If the elevator had never been invented both human hives and the modern socialist Democrat party would not exist. America would have far fewer leftist city slickers. America's downfall can largely be blamed on the elevator.
This is prolly one of the stupidest posts I have ever read. Untold Billions of people have been using elevators, with a death rate/usage that is so small that it can't be calculated within 6 or 7 decimal places.
Riding an elevator compared to walking 95 floors? The heart attack rate alone would dwarf any number of people that have ever died in all elevator accidents.
Did you give any thought before you wrote this inane post? No elevators, no modern cities, hmmm, maybe it's not such a stupid post. Let me think about it.
The elevator is the safest mode of mass transportation.