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This from CTMC Jerry Mannix, He made Chief?
Roll on brother.

This is the most embarrassing thing I ever managed to do on board a boat. I was leading an install aboard USS Ray in Charleston. A couple of my men and I were running cables between the conn, sonar and ESM (white rat, OIC’s mic & headset, secure phones, etc.). Well, we’ve got cables draped just about everywhere in the upper level passageway. Simultaneously, the doors to both the CO’s stateroom and the sonar shack open and I find myself bracketed by the skipper and the sonar chief. Says the CO, “Well, Chief Mannix are you gonna have this all cleaned up before tonight”? Jauntily making a loop with some of the cable I hold it up and reply, “Sure captain, we wouldn’t want your sonar chief to accidentally hang himself would we”? Instantaneously several things happen. First, the skipper just shakes his head and say something the effect of “Jesus H. f&^*%ing.... Chief Mannix” and he turns around and shuts his stateroom door. Second, the sonar chief begins fulminating and turning several shades of scarlet all while his men are behind him laughing themselves to death. I notice that two of my men who were helping me are also laughing and headed for ESM. I look at the sonar chief and ask what the hell’s everybody’s problem. He just continues to shake and eventually goes back into sonar shutting the door behind him. I join my men in ESM where they are still convulsed with laughter. Again, I ask what the hell is the problem with everyone. Finally, one of them regains enough composure to tell me that the sonar chief just returned to the boat from a lengthy hiatus. Seems that some months previous, he’d attempted suicide by hanging. Now how can you say you’re sorry for something like that?