“My wife threw me a birthday party this year at the Borderline. Only reason we are alive is the shooter chose a different night...”
Well, Asston, the only reason I’M not dead is... my wife choose a different state to throw my party. Close call!
Our luck may not hold out much longer, son. Better arm up...
Yeah and hildabeast dodged sniper fire too.
I caught that as well. That’s like saying someone got hit by a car today at 4th and Elm and died. I crossed that same intersection a few months ago...it could have been me!! The self importance of these assholes is beyond comprehension.