[FlingWingFlyer]

With her popularity, it seems to me she shouldn’t have any problem picking up a job in D.C. as a cocktail waitress to hold her over until she gets her first government check.

[a fool in paradise]

Now there’s a trick.

Congresswoman moonlighting as a waitress and so all of the lobbyist bribes are merely tips for services rendered at the night job drinking establishment.

[super7man]

as a cocktail waitress to hold her over until she gets her first government check onto the Congressional Dole.

There. Fixed it.