I have bottle of Balvenie doublewood single malt 12 year old Scotch unopened. Republicans hold the house, it shall be liberated...
Can I be your friend?
The fact that I know the exact time and date hints at my reason.
“I have bottle of Balvenie doublewood single malt 12 year old Scotch unopened. Republicans hold the house, it shall be liberated...”
Well, I have a bottle of 1992 Opus One (market price today, $511, which was a gift from back then), which we intend to drink if the GOP holds the House.