[Boomer]

So Florida’s dumbing down is all the fault of the weather? A hurricane that ripped through Puerto Rico?

Well that sucks. We need a better class of dependents.

[Ancesthntr]

“So Florida’s dumbing down is all the fault of the weather? A hurricane that ripped through Puerto Rico?

Well that sucks. We need a better class of dependents.”

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No, not at all. It simply requires a slight recalibration of Dick Cheney’s hurricane and tornado machine, such that it only hits places like Cuba and Venezuela, and sometimes NJ and NOLA.

Geez, don’t make it too complicated - damn, man, you know how hard it is to get better dependents these days? It ain’t like it used to be!