[Vigilanteman]

Intercourse, Pennsylvania (yeah, that's the real name of the town) does a pretty good business in giving horse-drawn carriage rides to tourists. If Washington passes this carbon tax, there might be some of the many Amish families in the area willing to move to Seattle to get some hard cash earnings from the consequences of the carbon tax.

As a side benefit, they might even hire people so sweep up the horse biscuits and sell them to the organic gardeners. Just don't tell the greenie hippies that horses exhale even more CO2 that humans.

[5th MEB]

And horses FART, that’s METHANE, a primary greenhouse gas.
Your Amish friends would be fined and charged out the wahzoo for contributing to GOREBALL WARMING.