If your argument is that a baby cannot be subject to the jurisdiction of the US, I will support your interpretation... color me trumped.
My argument is that a baby born to a person who is not subject to US jurisdiction is also not subject to US jurisdiction. If an illegal or a diplomat can appeal to their home government when in trouble here, that is evidence that their real government is elsewhere. It is only legal permanent residents who have left the jurisdiction of their home country and are subject to US jurisdiction.