We did this at the fire stations that I worked at. At a larger station a guy got really mad because people kept using his mug. So one day he called everyone in the station into the kitchen even the battalion chief and his aide. He took his mug down from the hook it was hanging on; he unzipped his pants, pulled his dick out and rubbed it on the rim of the mug. Then he said that anyone who wanted to use his mug was free to do so.
“Then he said that anyone who wanted to use his mug was free to do so.”
So how did that work out for him?
Did that limit his chances for promotion?
Did he live happily ever after?