He could send Pocohantas and tell them “She’s as much dot as she is feather”.
for India parade send Pochahantas….
Parade staff: In what city in India were you born?
Warren: Uh, I meant, uh. My 1/1224th early ancestor put feathers on her head and danced circling around and whooping. I was told about that as a child. Here is my laminated DNA result I paid for.
Parade staff: Let’s invite Pelosi next time. She at least knows who she is , some of the time.