[Hot Tabasco]

What if the anchor was a male and a homosexual came up and planted one on him?

That would be a completely different news story........Nice try.

What if my aunt had balls? You think she would have been my uncle?..........Sheesh!

[Mozzafiato]

So it’s nice to know that if it was a male reporter and a gay dude came up and kissed him you’d consider it “an excited fan giving someone a peck on the check”.