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BREAKING NEWS

Accident Reported

Washington, DC authorities are investigating an accident involving former
presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

It was reported that the former Secretary of State was on her way to an early
DNC sponsored Halloween party when she accidentally ran into a utility pole.

First responders report that she suffered no serious injury from the encounter,
primarily because she was totally inebriated at the time of the accident.

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