Tank....... on a turn.
No no no!
Come on now, while I agree the tank on a turn has a lot of potential it’s also a very big mess and environmentally unfriendly as it will require a lot of water to clean and dispose of the remains.
The dogs will get fed and dispose of the waste as dogs do.
However I am perfectly willing to compromise.
Run over by a tank on a turn, remains eaten by dogs.