To: jazusamo
I call for extreme violence as a effective counter measure. It won’t be easy to stick fingers in a salad if they are broken.
3 posted on
10/17/2018 9:27:16 AM PDT by
mrmeyer
(You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. Robert Heinlein)
To: mrmeyer
Or a fork in the back of the hand.
11 posted on
10/17/2018 9:29:15 AM PDT by
jazusamo
(Have You Donated to Keep Free Republic Up and Running?)
To: mrmeyer
Not extreme. Just short and sweet.
14 posted on
10/17/2018 9:29:55 AM PDT by
lastchance
(Credo.)
To: mrmeyer
“It won’t be easy to stick fingers in a salad if they are broken.”
Better still, make sure you have a steak knife handy to “add fingers croutons” to your salad.
To: mrmeyer
To: mrmeyer
“Use the forks lune”
Fingers go in…I start spearing croutons …oh…that wasn’t a croutons? Too friggin bad.
71 posted on
10/17/2018 9:51:44 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you .)
To: mrmeyer
That’s “Use the forks Luke “. Stupid autocorrect
73 posted on
10/17/2018 9:53:01 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you .)
To: mrmeyer
“I swear, your Honor, I was just stabbing my lettuce with the fork, when this guy stuck his fingers in the way...”
Judge: “Ten Times?.
Me: “It looked like a very tough lettuce, your Honor.”.
107 posted on
10/17/2018 10:37:06 AM PDT by
FrankR
(You gotta stand for something, or you'll fall for anything!)
To: mrmeyer
I'll give him some food alright. I'll give him a Knuckle Sandwich.
141 posted on
10/17/2018 7:14:47 PM PDT by
gigster
(Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magn us Conservatus)
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