LOL! And I am distantly related to Queen Elizabeth and demand a gorgeous mansion and beautiful clothing. ;)
I don’t know about that—Cousin Bess Windsor offered me that mansion first. We’re 19th cousins, you know—our common ancestors (James Butler and Elizabeth Darcy) were born in 1331 and 1332, respectively—which means that only like a billion people are as closely related to the Queen as I am. And that mansion is mine. : )