Mine was a disaster as well.
In fact....every one of my desks still are!
And who the hell would write an article where the purpose was to track down someone’s 3rd grade teacher to get “dirt”?
Not sure what's worst, the writer looking for such juvenile Pablum or the Teacher who would agree to it. What a vivid memory this teacher has 26 years and thousands of kids later. I guess Stephen Miller was just seared into her hippocampus.