Do you really want us to believe that old lady Fiske actually remembers the eating habits of any one students after 700 years of teaching?
“Gee, I better remember this kid, he’s going to be an advisor to a President I won’t like in 30 years.”
Wait! But doesnt the saying go when they go low, we go high? The levels these Rats stoop to we cant even possibly predict.
Every year some kid eats paste. It's why school paste is non-toxic. It's easy for a teacher to convince herself that the kid who ate the paste grew up to be somebody she now hates as an adult.
I remember painting rubber cement on my hand and peeling it off. I remember getting wax fake fangs from the store and eating them.
Kids do stuff like that.
Hey, it's October.
Maybe I can find a store that carries those wax fake fangs.