Are these douche noodles suggesting that our Melaniabeauty is a function of what she *wears*?
Nonsense. Anything looks good when our Melania is wearing it. She is also very sensitive to the feelings of her hosts, and when home, her guests. She chooses her outfits with care, to ensure that she is reflecting the maximum in good will and respect.
If our beloved First Lady turns up in an outfit thats a departure from her usual ultra chic style, we can assume its been well thought out, and that Mrs Trump has the best of intentions.
Exactly! Apparently these critics do not know that stripes are very popular with African women.