[NorthMountain]

First, Washington comPost, therefore BHARF!

Second, some good advice:

Gentlemen: Only ever stick it in your wife.

Ladies: Only ever spread 'em for your husband.

You'll thank me later.

[CondoleezzaProtege]

Kavanaugh was a virgin through high school and much of his 20s.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Traditional values such as these, are good guidelines for how to live your life.

[DesertRhino]

“Gentlemen: Only ever stick it in your wife.”

Even that doesn’t really protect you anymore. The wife can accuse you of rape. And the women you DIDN’T stick it in can still with an accusation for all kinds of reasons you might not even know. Maybe just to make someone ELSE jealous.