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I do to...which is why I put the codicil in there about not liking the comparison to Leftists!
But the fact is...they DO get squished.
I have often enjoyed contemplating how God created squirrels, so efficiently prolific, but flawed (to my human eye in the same way we all are) in their ability to cross roads.
I have posited that it was late in the Sixth Day, and God still had outstanding tasks that he was farming out to some of the Angels to finish up for him. One of them was the “Road Crossing Algorithm Program For The Squirrel”
There was one Angel who had failed often enough, a very nice Angel, liked by all, who was not given assignments any more and sat sadly by while other Angels were given assignments of varying importance.
The Angels convinced God to allow the incompetent Angel one more try, so he assigned the Road Crossing Algorithm Program For The Squirrel” to that Angel.
Alas, he got it mostly right (and even implemented a “Go over the road on power lines routine” but never perfected the road crossing algorithm. Just never got it right. They kept judging poorly, or making it across, only to suicidally dash against all logic back under the wheels.