The gay is strong in this one!
That cheesy moustache is gonna be tickling some prison bums.
His cell mate BUBBA is going to look at him and ask him that important question.
BUBBA: Alright boy, You want to be the Husband or the Wife?
COSKO: (thinking he is smarter than some old CON), I want to be the Husband!
BUBBA: That’s real good Husband; NOW GET OVER HERE AND SUCK YOUR WIFE’S @!#&