Just tell your neighbor that Democrat women don’t understand a man being a virgin until after college - because they’re all whores and sluts that sleep with anything that moves.
She believes that he was an incel (involuntary celibate) who then raped women.
She also told my wife that I was (because who would sleep with a conservative?) My bride started laughing so hard.. and then told her what we were doing when I threw out my back.
I like my neighbors for the most part, but I do feel guilty in torturing this shrill.