Stay away from Texas. Everywhere is Bubba Redneck doing donuts in his souped up pickup truck. Drunks throwing beer bottles. Everyone here lives in trailers.
New Yorkers should keep away from Colorado. We have Bigfoot creatures roaming the mountains. Home prices have skyrocketed.
New Yorkers should move to Illinois. Home prices are falling.
I’ve got cousins who are inbred. They want a chick real bad.