What a terrible breakfast, gal does not bring me my hashbrowns and I say OK just adjust the bill accordingly.
She comes back 15 mins later while I listen to the local gaystopo police talking about veggie omlets and how they want to bust some heads and says “he” wont let me adjust the bill...
I said listen darlin,it aint
personal but I aint leaving a tip, you can take it out of “his ***”
Yeesh
At least I was not arrested LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2p0ajIHovk&list=RDfYrugMo09zA&index=11