Posted on 09/21/2018 2:28:56 PM PDT by blueplum
How did she get to all those groupie golf tournaments?
Ford has reportedly told friends she is uncomfortable in confined spaces
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Isn’t the interior of a car smaller than the interior of a jet airliner?
“Teleconference”
Skype the democrat.
With each passing hour, Republicans like Flake, Corker, Collins and Murkowski are looking like morons for even letting it get this far.
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The one thing Senators don’t like is being disrespected. They are, after all, “the 100”. And this Ford nutcase is massively disrespecting them.
And I must have a bowl of M&M’s, but all the red ones removed, as they are the Republican color and might trigger me. And three bottles of Aqua Deco mineral water, so my precious bodily fluids won’t be polluted. And the strawberries must be accounted for - they all laughed at me and made jokes, but . . .
[Ford]: “The dog ate my homework. Oh, I don’t have a dog? Then the neighbor’s dog ate my homework.”
bull hockey - you can’t tell me that she didn’t fly to take vacations, etc. She lived in Maryland and now lives in California - did she drive there? this is just getting more ridiculous...
This is one shrink who needs a shrink.
Shes not a broken-glass accuser, is she?
But shes getting a lot of broken-glass support.
And even some broken-glass accommodation!
Really?? And it will take her 15 days to drive round trip in a car??
It’s a long swim from California/Oregon/Washington/Alaska to Hawaii!
DIVA.....DESTRUCTION DIVA!!!
wow - that alleged groping 30+ years ago sure did cause her mental anguish - surfing, traveling, 2 houses, remodeling her mid-century home, etc. When and if she testifies, it will be all tears and tissues and shaking hands.
“”””””””’’Oh, FFS. Get on a train and get to DC in about two days.”””””””””””””””””””””
Get in a DeLorean with a flux capacitor and be there a week ago.
Ok wednesday is fine but Tuesday night she will remember that Wednesday is prince spaghetti day so she needs to be home with her family. Or, she really needs at least a weeks notice before she can be there so it will have to be Friday at the earliest if she can get the time off from work. However she wont know that until Monday and if they ok the time off on Monday then that still doesn’t give her 7 days notice from the time she got the approved time off.
Ok so a week from Monday? Nope, sorry I am busy that day and I have a therapists appointment. And actually I really just do not want to go public with this.
Well, not for 2 weeks anyway, after 2 weeks I will make a statement and go public and you can all interview me.. i am on a special diet though so will need caviar, lobster and king crabs legs all cooked to my liking. And my Dr says i have to have 2 lbs of kobe beef every day for my special needs. That can only be washed down with mCallen 25 yr old scotch. I will need a couple of cases of that to make the drive there and back as well as a stretch limo so I am not confined to a small car for to long. And I will need 6 stretch limos so I can bring security along with me because you know i fear for my life and I don’t want anyone to know which stretch limo I am in.
Is there anything the republican Senate can do for you?
Yes since this entire ordeal has ruined my career I will need an income for life and a new home on a private island so no one can find me.
So i think we are close to an agreement, just let me know in private which island you will put me on with my family and all of my dietary requirements, then we can schedule this for as soon as possible.
“Kirstjen Nielsen could get info on CBFs flight history. Isnt Homeland Security over the TSA? DO IT!”
I agree. This is the type of detailed info that could discredit her even more.
She has one, thats what started this whole mess
She’ll need a private jet to get back and forth to her island.
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