Isn’t there like a FBI branch in Sarasota that does ‘juveniles-drunk-and-locked-in-the-closet’ investigations? You know....like the alien investigations team in Peoria, Illinois or the ‘stolen-puppets’ team they have in Red Bay, Alabama?
Well, there is the FBI branch in Florida that works with shock jock Bubba the Love Sponge to start investigations into military generals on the say-so of a Lebanese female party animal with a license plate that reads honorary South Korean ambassador or some such thing....