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Dear Free Republic:
I am a senior staffer working for Senator Diane Feinstein. I prefer to remain anonymous. But I want to leak to you the terrible truth about Judge Kavanaugh’s secret accuser. She is none other than the then-teenaged babysitter whom Judge Kavanaugh impregnated when he was eight years old. It was quite a scandal in Britain, where Judge Kavanaugh and his mother lived at the time, and where he was known as “Little Milton,” a very verile, underage poet. He forfeited his literary award for his epic poem Thick as a Brick, and to start over under a new name in the United States, his mother, who denied the sitter’s accusations, sold the rights to his poem and the scandalous story to avant garde rock star Jethro Tull, which he used for his iconic album Thick As A Brick. I am working within Diane Feinstein’s office to undermine her horrible representation of the interests of the state of California, her staff of foreign spies to whom she hands out tidbits of classified information for pay, in order to finance her reelection bids, and her luxurious lifestyle. Please end this reign of terror, and expose her destructive campaign against Judge Kavanaugh. He was only eight years old at the time, and shouldn’t be punished for his youthful indiscretions. He has since had a distinguished career in law. And besides, the sitter aborted the baby and lives in a trailer now, and Jethro Tull’s album is still “the bomb”.
Sincerely,
Anonymous Disgruntled Diane Feinstein Staffer
Little Milton was indeed a “verile” 8 year old!
Please tell Mr. deLeon that he ought to order drapes for his new Senate office because Ms. Feinstein must be senile to have revealed the name of a child abuse victim. She will be 86’ed toute de suite!