Yeah. And this time we got nukes.
Still, there is one immediate (and simple) fix you can implement:
Remove all links in article posts, and disallow the < a href and < img src tags.
Those two things would allow you to avoid being taxed by Europe... however, you might make a bid to the SCOTUS that the taxes imposed by Europe cannot apply here. This time, I bet you might win.
Does the EU have an army capable of collecting a tax it (as a foreign government) trys to levy on American citizens in America?