Why not charge extra for a felt Velcro penis to attach to the pussy hat for those who feel the hat doesn’t exactly symbolize them?
Wait. That is discriminatory. Charging more for poor transgenders who have been through enough already. Nope. Raise the price of EVERY pussy hat, and add a removable Velcro penis to each hat. That way, the 0.1% of women who have a penis can feel perfectly represented, and if you want to remove all penises from your life, there is a trash can every block.
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