By the way, what ever happened to Ayman al-Zawahiri? We were told that he was the "brains" and the number one terrorist. Seems they let him slip away, likely living in a seaside villa in Qatar (pronounced "gutter"). He's probably just chillin' with a cool one and couple babes, kicking back with Dancing with the Stars.
Ayman al-Zawahiri - yea where did that guy go? Lot’s of rumors but nothing substantial. Your theory is as good as the next one at this point.