I wish I could post the photo of my neighbor after she decided to make a close study of her infant boy's behind. He had been constipated the day before. As soon as she put her face up close to the ailing orifice, he more than made up for the previous day's lack of output. Her face, the floor, and his crib were sprayed with liquid poo. This kid staring into the business end of the cannon reminds me of this unfortunate even, which happened last week.