If I lived in Florida, I would definitely vote for Marco Rubio. I don’t know what you got against him? I like him
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1. He clearly places his own exposure (and political career) over anything else - including his job.
2. He’s occasionally disloyal to our President.
3. He seems to be about 25% of the intellect he thinks he is.
4. He lisps.
Marco is also very fond of all-male communal bubble baths.