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To: katana


Mort Sahl was a genius. only one who comes close now is Dennis Miller.


17 posted on 08/15/2018 10:57:53 PM PDT by 867V309 (Lock Her Up)
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To: 867V309; katana
Mort Sahl was a genius.

He was hilarious. I remember a routine of his like it was yesterday, from the time when comedians didn't have to be so PC:

So when I was single, I used to go a lot to this great little Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn. The owner was always so glad to see me, a regular customer.

One day, after I was gone for a few weeks, I brought my new wife with me. The owner was so happy to see her. "Mistah Sahr! Mistah Sahr! You bring pretty lady! Herro, pretty lady!

Every time we went there, he was ecstatic. "Mistah Sahr! Pretty lady! What pretty lady want to eat? I make someting speciah fo pretty lady!"

So, recently, I went there alone. The owner comes over and says, "Mistah Sahr, why you come arone? Where pretty lady? Why you not bring pretty lady?"

"She left me. I got a divorce."

"Ohhh. You betta off."


57 posted on 08/16/2018 11:25:23 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (Interrupt Obama and reporters are racist; interrupt Trump and they're heroes. --Mark Levin)
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