11. Maxine Waters chooses Tyrannosaurus Occasional-Kotex as Vice-President.
Oh, wait. She’s too young. It’ll have to be Hank Johnson, the idiot who thinks Guam is going to tip over.
11. President Waters declares that May 10 is “National Hate Donald Trump Day.”
12. President Waters, taking a cue from Zimbabwe and South Africa, champions a Constitutional change to strip white land-owners of their land.
13. President Waters declares Caucasians as an “Enemy of the State.”