Federalist: If Maria Butina Was A Russian Spy, She Was Terrible At It
#9. She’s got a nose that only an anteater would love.
How do you know she’s a Russian spy? Her hair is “RED”.
So is Ketchup! - Russki infiltrator of all American homes.
So are beets and Borscht. More infiltration of American gardens and homes.
so is Mars. A commie base in space.
So is blood and we only bleed “RED” not Red, White and Blue. We’ve been “body invaded” while we slept. Shades of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”.
Is there no limit to Soviet/Russian/Putin infiltration and influence of American society?
Look at how many songs have “Red” in their titles. The music industry is kaputski.
“Red Sails in the Sunset” - the Soviet/Russian naval invasion song.
“A White Sports Coat and a PINK Carnation” - Old Soviet Empire Naval Uniform
* “Red, Red Wine” - the Communist international drink
* Red Rubber Ball” - the national toy of the Soviet Union/Russia
* Red, Red Robin” - the popular American bird was a Soviet infiltrator a long time ago and we didn’t even know it.
and the most subversive rock groups and songs - “Midnight In Moscow”, “Rocket to Moscow”, and “Simply Red”.
“The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming” - a disinformation movie showing how nice the Russkies are.
We are doomed, I say, doomed”!