“(I’d mock THIS idiot’s name, too, but just how do you get sillier than “Zephyr Teachout”?).”
It’s Zephyr RAIN Teachout
“Teachout is married to Nick Juliusburger, a software company executive. They live in Clinton, New York”
Nick Juliiusburger, who whodda thunk? And in Clinton, NY. The jokes will write themselves!
Q: What else can you get at Orange Julius besides
an Orange Julius?