Looks like the evening before, Hillary polished of a bottle of gin and passed out (word is, she’s been doing that a lot in her downward spiral since election day). Huma and crew had to wash the vomit and urine off of her and give her a couple cups of black coffee to try and sober her up enough to go to the conference. Considering what a trainwreck they had to work with, it’s a miracle she looks as good as she does...
You prettied the account up to spare her embarrassment but that’s an accurate narrative, I’m sure.