Why not just name it after Robert C. Byrd, KKK Exalted Cyclops and beloved democrat Senator?
Senator Tyrd (D-KKK) already has a lot of places named after him, but of course, they are all in West Virginia. It’s about time for other states to honor this fine upstanding icon of the Democrat party:
https://www.justplainpolitics.com/showthread.php?83539-List-of-places-named-after-Robert-Byrd