My advice (to men): Just go overseas (other than to Western Europe), grab a wife and be done with it (and probably live a very happy life, as something like 90% of people who do that have that outcome). Let the feminists there stew with their anger and their cats.
I suspect that there are a lot more MAGA guys in DC than women, so MAGA women can simply chose a MAGA guy and be happy. Just speculation here.
Eastern Europe would be a better pick.