The baby is born in a Chick-fil-A. She gets free nuggets for life. She gets a job when she turns 14. And her daddy is a Trump-loving conservative who Raptor in a Trump 20/20 t-shirt when she was born. My goodness, this story keeps getting better and better!
Sorry...”Raptor” was supposed to be “wrapped her”. Speech-to-text doesn’t always work right.