Can't dance? You're in trouble with Judge Shorty. He's going to sentence you to 90 days--30 days of Boogaloo, 30 to learn how to Shingaling, and 30 more for the Afro-Twist.
Here Comes the Judge--Shorty Long (1968)
I can dance ..... or I used to be able to. The ol’ bum back kinda put the halts to my dancin’ fool days. Might not have been pretty but it was enthusiastic! LOL
Oh, no! Da cote’s in session! But it sounds like a fun sentence. hee!
I hadn’t thought about that song in eons.