HA! was in a restaurant on the way to the restroom. A gentleman stopped me to let me know there was a man in the ladies room.
“ oh, a fruit?” I say. It was not a fruit!!! A fat old guy who did not want to take the extra steps to the mens room. He peed all over the seat and floor, too.
So now there’s only 1 usable stall in the ladies room.
Bizarro world.
Gotta admit a few times with a restroom that has a lock if the men’s room is occupied and the ladies room is empty and I’m short on time but strong in urge I’ll use it. I do leave it clean with the seat down— my penance. LOL.
Here’s one for you. At a gas station where there are only two restrooms with one toilet in each, the men’s room was locked and when asked the person behind the counter said it was occupied. Not a single lady in the store and 5 minutes go by. Then ten minutes go by, 5 men are lined up doing the pee-pee dance. Meanwhile, the woman’s restroom is wide open and not a single woman to be seen. 15 minutes go by, the guy in the men’s restroom still has said nothing after repeated gruff “Hurry ups”. Finally, one man says I am going to use the woman’s restroom. Goes into the woman’s restroom and is in and out after 3 minutes. Do we arrest this guy? By the way, a cop was in the line at the time the gentleman went into the men’s restroom.