Well, ain't you special!
I've spent the last 40 years in my mother's basement, so I don't use taxis or Uber, either.
And I have "friends," too - I talk to them, late at night.
Ain't life wonderful!
Regards,
Say Hi to your Mom for me.
I've found my friends
They're in my head
You’re lucky. Not many basements in my neck of the woods.